Been busy here in the Spaceship, doing the day job, and also had a bit of socialising, and then finally the last couple of days sick with a cold that was brought on with the rather sudden onset of winter here in Switzerland. We had 18 degrees Celsius within the last three weeks, and now we have snow and -3 degrees. Brrr.
There's only really been one thing that I have been following in the news, and that's the situation with the Euro. (Okay, Inflatable Elvis, AKA the head of North Korea, Kim Jung-Il, may start world war three, but that's a local affair.) So, in the familiar litany, Ireland was "sound, very sound, no really, we're sound, we have money till next year, oh no, we're not", and now it's IMF and EU to the rescue with a whopping great package of further debt to shore up the whole mess.
Lot of finger pointing at the politicians, who like all politicians are the best that money can buy, but remember that Ireland's national debt was 62% of GDP, and they ran a budget surplus the whole time since they joined the Euro, which is actually a rather good track record. What they could not do was set interest rates in a local currency to choke off a stupendously inflated property bubble that the banks fed aggressively.
Now, Greece has gone, Ireland has gone, and Mr Market is going to take the rest out one by one until the current options are no longer viable. The credit default spreads in Spain and Portugal are at record spreads, the market is more nervous not less.
The Euro has about a month to save itself, I would say. Bit dramatic? Well, here are the options I see:
Peripheral countries get loaded up with debt to make the bond-holders of other countries that lent them money whole. For example, Ireland will be loaded with 85 billion EUR of debt, or 19,000 EUR, per living person in the country. Fine Fail has agreed to it, but parliament hasn't, and the Irish public, unsurprisingly, are not sure why they are being turned into debt serfs to make German and French bondholders whole. So, will this process hold the road? Not clear to me. If it does, these countries are going to have some of the most deflationary pressures ever in economic history, and their standard of living will collapse.
Countries default within the Euro. Greece, Ireland and the others tell the banks to get knotted, due to popular pressure, and the defaults are foisted onto the bond owners - taking down the core countries, and turning the Euro into the New Lira. Interest rates on all debt in Euros goes sky high, Euro collapses as a functional currency. Then it's Argentina, or the Weimar Republic.
Countries default outside the Euro. The PIIGS either leave or get shoved out, with the one splitting in the Neuro, the good Northern Euro, and the Sudo, the Southern Euro, or back to local currencies. In some sense this has already perculated into public consciousness, as some Germans refuse to hold southern origin notes. (You can tell by the serial number apparently.) The only issue with this, is that leave the Euro, you have replace the currency. I worked with SAP when we were doing just this in the run-up to European integration, and it was considered to be a bigger problem than Y2K. This blog post gives a good general discussion of the issues, but the main one is what do you say you are moving to, and how can you revalue to this new currency, when the whole objective is to default with it? It would be so worthless on the markets in the transition phase that would would likely be straight into hyperinflationary currency collapse, as Argentina found when it replaced dollar accounts with local currency, it just lead to a huge run on the banks.
Germany gets bored of paying for other people' mistakes, and jettisons the Euro. Actually, this would be about the least bad scenario, because German NeuDeutschemark would be sought after, so would be strong in the transition phase, and the Euro would be the Sudo, and collapse to the point where the South might be competitive again. There might even be the ability to bring a couple of the healthier countries with it, like France and Holland. Still, it would be greatest political reversal in recent European history, and not without a lot of dangers. Interest rates would soar on the Sudo, and that might bring either deflation, or the new Southern Central Bank prints enough to get inflation stoked.
The European Union realises that Monetary Union without Fiscal Union cannot work, and under some kind of emergency diktat creates a de facto European Fiscal Union, not letting a good emergency go to waste as the old phrase has it, and the Eurocrat project is complete. Now, that sounds really tin foil hat, I know, but it has effectively happened to Ireland and Greece, so why not impose it globally, so that the Euro gets one economic control mechanism. It would be the most breath-taking political coup in history, but actually compared with some of the other outcomes, at least it might leave something standing.
One thing seems clear to me, something is going to change, and soon. One quote to mull over:
"I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or as a .400 baseball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody."
— James Carville, political advisor to President Clinton
You know what I'm going to say next - enjoy the show, you've paid a lot for the ticket.