"Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
As 2011 draws to a close, you look back on the preceding 11 months and wonder whether 2010 told this year that you had bareback loveplay with its mother."
Actually, I'm Leo, but this sums it up for me. As to astrology, I think that the Punch cartoon from the 1980's capures the essence. There's a middle aged chap staring at the television, which is obviously running the news, as the newscaster says:
”The practice of astrology took a major step toward achieving credibility today when, as predicted, everyone born under the sign of Scorpio was run over by an egg lorry”.