The perenially funny Daily Mash has just published a horoscope from Psychic Bob that almost beats their classic from Xmas.
"Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Sit down with your partner and
ask them 'how is your life with me?' and 'how can I improve?'. Make sure
you've got a comfortable spot and have already familiarised yourself
with the terms 'emotional cripple' and 'sexually ungenerous premature
ejaculater'."
For as much credence as I give these things (zero) it's still a low blow.
One of my favourite cartoons from the now defunct Punch magazine had a man watching the news, with the line:
"Astrology received a major boost today as everyone born under the sign of Cancer was knocked down and killed by a runaway egg lorry"
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