Oracle are rumoured to be considering a bid for SAP.
I've joked about the source code collision that is JORPIS before, but with SAP on top! Holy Crap!
Has to be a silly season one, but given that SAP and Microsoft, it turns out, did talk about merging, then this kind of thing has to be taken seriously, even if it seems very unlikely that it would be possible to get it past the merger approval process.
Maybe it is time to get polishing my Thingamy skills.