I work with SAP AG as a third party consultant. I know that SAP writes a lot of software, because I use it and implement it, and there are millions and millions of lines of code. I have a secret. It is all written by Elves.
It has to be. I work with the developers all the time. We go to meetings together, and we discuss business problems, and we got to customer sites and demonstrate our wares, discuss with, placate, and occasionally inspire our customers.
There is all this code, but not once, in twelve years of wandering around the corridors of Walldorf, have I ever seen a single line of code actually being typed. Therefore it is obvious, that the nation that gave us the fairy stories, especially the ones that children actually like, like Stumpf Kopf Peter and so on, has harnessed it's supernatural history, and the developers must be leaving little sacrifices on the desk, and the elves come out of the forest and write the code during the hours of darkness.
At least that would explain how come the entire coffee mug production of a small emerging nation is left lying around in the office every night. Elves like mouldly coffee apparently. Did you know that?
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